Bob and Ralph were fishing

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the

Irish shoreline when Bob

Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
No matches, he asked Ralph for a light.



...'Ya, Shure, I tink I have a loiter,'

Ralph replied, and then reaching into his tackle

Box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.



'BeeJaysus, man!' exclaimed Bob, taking

The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.

'Where'd yew git dat monster?'



'Well,' replied Ralph,

'I got it from me Genie.'



'You have a Genie?' Bob asked.



'Ya, Shure. It's right here in me tackle

Box,' says Ralph.



'Could I see him?'



Ralph opens his tackle box and

Sure enough, out pops the Genie.



Addressing the Genie, Bob says,

'Hey derr! I'm a good pal of

Yer master. Will you grant me

One wish?'



'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.



So Bob asks the Genie for a

Million bucks. The Genie disappears

Back into the tackle box leaving

Bob sitting there waiting for his million

Bucks. Shortly, the Irish sky

Darkens and is filled with the sound of

A million ducks.....

Flying directly overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks

Bob yells at Ralph,

'What the hell? I asked for a million

Bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ralph answers,

'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat Genie

Is hard of hearing. Ditchyew really tink

dat I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'