Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Bob and Ralph were fishing
Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
No matches, he asked Ralph for a light.
...'Ya, Shure, I tink I have a loiter,'
Ralph replied, and then reaching into his tackle
Box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'BeeJaysus, man!' exclaimed Bob, taking
The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Ralph,
'I got it from me Genie.'
'You have a Genie?' Bob asked.
'Ya, Shure. It's right here in me tackle
Box,' says Ralph.
'Could I see him?'
Ralph opens his tackle box and
Sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, Bob says,
'Hey derr! I'm a good pal of
Yer master. Will you grant me
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a
Back into the tackle box leaving
Bucks. Shortly, the Irish sky
Darkens and is filled with the sound of
A million ducks.....
Flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks
Bob yells at Ralph,
'What the hell? I asked for a million
Bucks, not a million ducks!'