Friday, October 5, 2012
I was shopping with my girlfriend in Walmart.
We continued shopping. A couple aisles later, my girlfriend picked up a $20 jar of face cream. I said, "What's that for?" She answered, "It's my face cream. It makes me beautiful."
I said, "Well hell, so does a case of beer and it's half the cost."
That's me lying in aisle 5........