Friday, October 5, 2012

I was shopping with my girlfriend in Walmart.

 I picked up a case of beer and put in the cart.
 "What are you doing?" my girlfriend asked. I said, "It's only $10 for 24 cans." She said, "Well, we can't afford it, put it back." So I put it back


We continued shopping. A couple aisles later, my girlfriend picked up a $20 jar of face cream. I said, "What's that for?" She answered, "It's my face cream. It makes me beautiful."

 I said, "Well hell, so does a case of beer and it's half the cost."

That's me lying in aisle 5........

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