On the first day of school the children brought gifts for their new teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a beautiful bouquet of flowers. The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a delicious box of candy. Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it bourbon?" she guessed. "Nope!" the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Scotch?" "Nope," replied the little boy, "it's a puppy!"