"Is it true what they say about men with Big Feet."
went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He
had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true
what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said,
"Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me
prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. ... Blushing,
he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me
fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take
the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."