Thursday, September 1, 2011
Catholic Heart Attack
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied:
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."