One man's Funnies

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check  out  Paul Ma 's posting here: http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/

I just go and clean the toilet...

A blonde walks into a bank

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,“Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”


The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

I was shopping with my girlfriend in Walmart.

 I picked up a case of beer and put in the cart.

 "What are you doing?" my girlfriend asked. I said, "It's only $10 for 24 cans." She said, "Well, we can't afford it, put it back." So I put it back

We continued shopping. A couple aisles later, my girlfriend picked up a $20 jar of face cream. I said, "What's that for?" She answered, "It's my face cream. It makes me beautiful."

 I said, "Well hell, so does a case of beer and it's half the cost."

That's me lying in aisle 5........